“I’m Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?”

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

kaylacoan:

I think all of our positivity levels need to be more like Mike’s.

jojogape:

oomshi:

can girls hide things in their vaginas

deforest:

_{Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)}

fronted:

following everyone back until i find a tumblr girlfriend (: message me if i missed you!

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better